Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

A lot of you may have heard of this disorder, and there is also a possibility that you haven't. The name of the disorder is pretty much self-explanatory: people who have this disorder is hyperactive and impulsive, and most of the time, smart. It takes a lot of effort to deal with people with ADHD, because they are unique and special. I was going to say weird, but no, I realized they are not weird. They are not abnormal. They are what I call people with ADHD. It's just another classification of human beings for me. And having no ADHD doesn't mean you are normal. It's that you are a few percent more stupid than people who have them.

I have a 9-year-old cousin who has this disorder, and his tantrums on a daily basis is getting on my nerves once in a while. But I realized I should know better. I came up with the idea of dancing silly in front of him, which actually works. It immediately changes his mood from whining to laughing hysterically. Sometimes, it fails, since he would realize that he looked stupid by laughing while tearing up, and he would shout at me saying, "I HATE YOU! What if someone else sees me laughing while crying?! They'll think I'm crazy!" I love the fact that he cares about what people would think. On the contrary, he shouldn't be shouting that loud if he really did. But most of the time, my plan pulls off.

Yesterday, my aunt, the mother of my cousin who has ADHD, got home from work and told us about what happened to her in the Jeepney on her way home. She said she was almost victimized by the las-las gang. Las-las gang is basically a group of thieves who have the same lame and stupid strategy of stealing your things. They would sit beside you in the jeep, and start slashing on the hems of your bag that will let them able to get your things. My aunt was nearly victimized, thanks to the passengers of the jeep who were mostly men. They were aware of the blade that the culprit held.

So there, that was my aunt's story yesterday. The good thing was that her things weren't stolen, and the downside was that we shouldn't have told it to my cousin. It got on his nerves, he raged, shouted, whined, screamed, went upstairs, shouted some more, went back downstairs, shouted some more, and went back upstairs, and shouted some more. I was going crazy. Even if I was in the bathroom taking a shower, I could hear him curse those frustrated thieves. I was thinking he freaked out like that because it's either he didn't want anyone touching his mother, or he hate criminals. Perhaps both.

When I was done taking a shower, I wasn't surprised at all. My cousin was all calmed down, and there he was, watching Kung Fu Panda and inviting me to watch it with him. That was one of the good things about people with ADHD. They immediately forget they were in a bad mood.

I was wondering if I also have ADHD, or I am just a crazy freak trying to look like I have it because of Percy Jackson. I assume I don't have it. Because if I did, I would have shouted at my cousin when he shouted at me in the first place.


Sunday, September 4, 2011

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj Cover


So when I was in Los Angeles, Super Bass was ALL OVER the radio stations and I think it was on repeat and I decided to try the rap part ONLY but then I ended up singing the whole song. When I got back here in Saudi, I chilled for a bit and then continued practicing the rap parts since my tongue gets a little bit twisted in the 2nd verse of the song but I did it pretty well in this cover. :)

This song is for the friends I've made in the World Championships of Performing Arts. Glee, Hariette, Princess, Joshua Davis, Joshua Pineda and kuya Joseph the Sand Artist, this is for all of you. I miss you guys. :(

Anyway, for everyone's information, I don't really have a thing for American guys so I changed the lyric into "You know I really got a thing for Canadian guys." For the past few days I've been a fan of Devon Bostick, a Canadian Actor. That's why.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Different time zones suck big time.

Don't you think having different time zones with your friends and family sucks so much?

I live here in Saudi Arabia, which is GMT+3, and almost all of my friends left for the Philippines. Most of my relatives live there too and some of my friends are in the US and Europe.

I was chatting with my girl best friend a while ago and I really did suck at math. She asked me if I'm gonna be online for the whole day today and I told her no, I'll be off by 3pm here, or 6pm there. I added only 3 freaking hours to the local time here. I was stupid I didn't notice it should be PLUS 5, not 3. Time difference blows my mind.

And just last August 22, a boy best friend of mine left for England, which is 2 hours earlier than the local time. He hasn't tweeted me since 23. Do you think it's the time difference or something else?

Plus, my friends in Delano, California have been sending me text messages via Viber and I'm not receiving them at the right time. It's always delayed. And it's almost the total opposite. When I wake up in the morning, they're getting ready for bed. When I'm getting ready for bed, they're just about to start their day. What sucks more than that?

Lastly, this mental relationship with Devon Bostick is getting harder and harder every minute. He tweets early in the morning, while I sleep soundly. And when I'm awake, he stops tweeting and starts filming Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3: Dog Days in Vancouver. Just the other day, he tweeted A LOT of his fans. And you know what I hate about it? I wasn't online. I wasn't on twitter. I was even sleeping. He tweeted them at 8am, I woke up at 11am. Geez this is heavy.



Basically, time difference sucks more than anything.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

My Los Angeles cap. :(


Lost this cap in Bakersfield in California. :( I loved this cap so much. I bought it in a store in Macy's in Los Angeles for $10. And I lost it for some serious reason: my fingers were shut stuck in the car door by my friend in Delano. It was epic. It hurt, but it was a funny remembrance from them. Haha. I still can't get over this cap however.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules


You're probably wondering if this movie also sucked like the first one. I thought so too. I guess we were wrong. Thank goodness I was bored in the plane to Abu Dhabi and I decided to watch this movie. I had too many options, Kung Fu Panda 2, Sucker Punch, Wall E, etc. But THIS one caught my attention. I saw the movie poster and there was Greg, standing right next to someone SEXY. It was Rodrick, his older brother in the first movie who made his life miserable. I was like, "This guy's something." And so I watched it.


And from that day on, I've developed this irrevocable obsession over Devon Bostick, a.k.a Rodrick Heffley. Devon, why'd you have to be so badly awesome and cute? He's 19 btw. Turning 20 this November 13. Just saying. Haha.

Anyway, this is a must watch movie since it's a story about sibling rivalry, which is one of the most common problems of parents these days. You gotta love it. It's comic, realistic and funny as heck. Sometimes sexy because of Devon Bostick. ;) And oh, watch this and you will know about Rodrick's rules to an easy life. I'm sure it works. LOL.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Song


I saw this on Tumblr and went laughing out loud. If you're a Harry Potter fan, you MUST watch this and DON'T, under any circumstances, ignore this or you will miss the laughter. This video was made and uploaded by AndyWithAnM on YouTube. Check her Channel out.

This video made my day.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

RIP LG Ice Cream Phone


It broke into two pieces! It's a flip top phone as you can see and it died the other day. I bought this phone 2 years ago with my very own earnings for 700SR or less than $200. I loved it so much that even though the time came that I had to change my cellular phone into an iPhone 3GS 32 GB, I still used it. I bought another sim card just to use it. It's a very user friendly phone and it has so much of my sentimental value in it. It has been with me through rough times, yes.

I remember using this phone to go online at night, when my laptop is already shut down and everyone's asleep. I also used this phone to take photos of me and my friends when we were in 3rd year High School (check out my flickr). And yes, I took videos with this phone too and I posted it all over the internet, particularly on Facebook. And just the other day, when my mom decided to borrow it and use it as an e-loading phone, it broke into half and fell on the floor. I expected that I'll cry and be depressed and all but I didn't. We laughed about it. I guess I saw it coming.

I posted the photo above immediately on Facebook right after it died and I a lot of people sympathized with me.

To my LG Ice Cream phone, you will always be remembered. May you rest in peace.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

50th Post! Tangled Review.


Have you seen this movie yet?


If no, well shame on you! This movie, entitled Tangled, is another version of the Old Classic story Rapunzel, but with a little twist. ;) As you can see in the poster, well I doubt that you don't actually see it, there's a LOT of hair in it. This movie is all about hairs anyway. No, just kidding. LOL. Okay so here's how the movie goes. There's a queen and a king. The Queen is pregnant but unfortunately, she was sick. Now, she needed the magical golden flower to cure whatever her disease is.

Now you see this flower right here? That's the golden flower. There's this woman called Mother Gothel, who is living in the Earth for hundreds of years already because of this flower. When she sings to it, she becomes young again. So that's how she lives her life. She goes there every time she feels and looks old. But then one day, the people working for the Queen and King found this golden flower, brought it to the castle, and gave it to the Queen. Then, she recovered from her sickness and gave birth to a beautiful blond baby girl. And little do you know that the King and Queen are not even blondes. Well technically it's because of the golden flower, you see.

Enough of it! I'm not risking spoiling the movie to you guys. Just watch it for yourself if ever you haven't seen it yet, and if you did watched it already, what do you think? Leave a tag. ;)

PS: Here's a trailer ;)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Classes Canceled. AAAAAAAND Ball games.

So the classes were canceled today because the wind was blowing really hard and they thought it was gonna rain. So yeah, today was supposedly the 2nd to the last day of Finals but since it was moved until next week, it's gonna be another long wait until the end of the school year. DARN. I don't know but I'm kind of having mood swings. Sometimes I really really love to leave and graduate and yet sometimes, my heart is breaking because it's nearly over. I don't exactly know how to feel.

But anyway, talk about the ball games and stuff. We had our ball games just this week and it was only volleyball and badminton in particular. I was one of the volleyball players. And I feel so useless. I couldn't even give a good service. I'M A SHAME. LOL. But despite that, we WON. We defeated the Juniors and made it to the Championships. And that is where we defeated the Sophomores. Thanks to Nan, my classmate, who is very good in serving. And yeah, it was a close fight. Nice game, Sophomores.

I have nothing much to say now. I'm quite out of my mind.